SEEEEXXX PLEASE
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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