paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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