I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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