Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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