ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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