I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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