I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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