I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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