I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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