you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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