I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I was not drunk enough for that final.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
