..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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