did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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