The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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