So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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