Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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