butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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