The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
