i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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