***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
another moral hangover. fuck.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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