yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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