You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
im holly from the hills drunk
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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