I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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