"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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