Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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