I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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