At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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