That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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There's always time for handjobs
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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