i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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