Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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