He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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