Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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