He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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