have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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