It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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