Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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