what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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