why didn't you poke me back
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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