it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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