I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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