Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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