Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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