I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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