Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.