Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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