Someone shit on the floor
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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