How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I want to be your penis for a week.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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