You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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