so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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