Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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