He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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