i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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