So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
In other news, I just burned my penis
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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