i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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