yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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