Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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