apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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